The Oakland Museum of California: A Review

Located near the shores of Lake Merritt, the Oakland Museum of California (OMCA) showcases art, history, and natural science unique to the Golden State. OMCA is a large, low concrete structure with multiple staircases, outdoor spaces, and something for everyone.

Don’t be dissuaded from visiting due to the city’s less-than-stellar reputation; in fact,I recommend giving the museum and neighborhoods a chance to change your mind. Because, despite it’s notorious reputation as a rough city, Oakland has a lot to offer both locals and visitors in the way of high-end coffee, trendy art districts, shopping, and restaurants, as well as parks and cocktail bars. Check out for more information about all of the great things the city has to offer.

Time Required? With three large main galleries, a garden, cafe, store, and additional smaller, temporary exhibition spaces, 3+ hours could easily be passed solo or with friends and family. The ideal situation would be to come in the morning when the museum opens, see half of the museum, break for lunch, and then visit the remaining half in the afternoon, ending with a trip to the store.

Game Plan? For museums on the larger side, I always recommend heading first to the gallery that interests you the most. That way you’ll be able to focus the maximum level of energy on that particular exhibition, and then move on to those of lesser interest as your stamina wanes and museum fatigue creeps up. Due to time constraints during my visit and keeping this strategy in mind, I began with the Gallery of California Art and briefly popped into an exhibition on ancient animal skeletons at the end. The photos of art in this post are all from that one main gallery. Unfortunately, time ran out before I could visit the Gallery of California History or California Natural Science.

Admission? General admission is $15.95, students and seniors 65+ are $10.95, kids 9-17 are $6.95, and children 8 and under are free. I felt that the admission price was rather steep considering it’s a state museum and the fact that there is an additional cost associated with visiting the special, temporary exhibitions as well as the Great Hall.

Monday & Tuesday CLOSED
Wednesday–Thursday 11 am–5 pm
Friday 11 am–9 pm
Saturday–Sunday 10 am–6 pm

Kid Friendly? Definitely.  The museum is spacious and the galleries are spread out in a way that kids can walk freely without coming into too much danger of touching fragile pieces. There are also historical and scientific exhibitions that would most likely interest them more than paintings and sculptures. Check out the events section on the website for the full list of family-friendly offerings.

Bring a date? Certainly! Especially if your date is more inclined towards art over history and science, or vice versa; there are galleries and interesting exhibitions for everyone. An extra special date would be a visit to the museum on a Friday night (see the Special Events section) and having a dinner/drinks at the food trucks and outdoor bar.

Cafe? Yes. Alas, I did not get a chance to try the food or beverages at the Blue Oak Cafe, but the website states that it features local and seasonal California-inspired dishes and grab-and-go snacks and drinks.

Store? Yes. There’s a decent sized store offering art and jewelry by local California artists, themed items for purchase from the temporary galleries, kids toys, and a great selection of books. There are more “trinket” and touristy things for sale than in most art-only museums, so it makes for good shopping for out-of-towners and families with children. In my opinion, the postcard selection could have been better.

Special Events? Yes! Averaging ten a month, the museum hosts a range of family-friendly events every Friday evening 5-9pm, events on the first Sunday of the month, special holiday events, and guided docent tours. I had the luck of visiting on a Friday and got to enjoy live music, dancing, and food trucks. It certainly had a very casual, party-like feel to it, and there were beer and wine for purchase, special programming, and activities for the kids. Definitely a fun thing to bring your family to or attend with a group of friends.

Stars? I don’t feel that I can properly rate this museum due to the fact that time constraints allowed me to visit only one out of the three main galleries. However, I will say that I enjoyed seeing works by artists local to the state, and the art gallery certainly contained a wide variety of time periods and mediums. I was impressed with the size and spaciousness of the galleries, and the layout was appealing and interesting. Additionally, it didn’t feel over-crowded or loud, which made the visit all the more pleasing.

Anything else I need to know? The museum is closed on Mondays and Tuesdays.


Address? 1000 Oak Street, at 10th Street, in Oakland, California. There is free bike parking, and parking in the car garage is $3/hour or $7 flat-rate for Friday evenings after 5pm. The entrance to the parking garage is on Oak Street between 10th and 12th streets. It can also be easily accessed using the rail or bus system, with the museum located one block away from the Lake Merritt BART station.

Disclaimer: My views are my own and do not reflect the opinion or position of the Oakland Museum of California. I am not getting compensated in any way for this review.

Dalí Museum, Paris: A Review

Located in the heart of Montmarte, Paris, the Dalí Museum, or Espace Dalí, is home to the largest collection of art by Salvador Dalí in the entirety of France. Boasting over 300 original pieces, this pint-size museum contains sculptures, paintings, and drawings of all shapes and size. Everywhere you turn, your eyes are met with a smorgasbord of artwork, seemingly bending, melting, and transforming right under your gaze. I promise that you will be confounded in true Dalí-fashion, and you will leave satisfied, but slightly more perplexed than when you entered.

Time Required? Less than an hour. The museum itself is small square-foot wise, however, it is chockful of art everywhere you turn. It winds around, maze-like, on the bottom floor of the museum with stairs leading you down to begin your journey into Dalí’s universe, and stairs bringing you back up to end your adventure on the streets of Montmarte.

Game Plan? You’ve got no other choice than to plunge down the stairs into the creative, mind-bending, often-twisted world of the best known surrealist artist, Salvador Dalí.


Admission? Open every day from 10am-6pm, open until 8:30pm during July and August. Free for kids under 8, otherwise tickets range from 9 euros for students to 12 euros for adults. Audio guides can be rented for 3 euros.

Kid Friendly? My inclination is to say no. If you haven’t already picked up on the fact that this museum is small, it is. There is literally little room, and the other patrons and museum staff will have little tolerance, for loud noises or flurried activity. In addition, sculptures are at various heights, and may look very “touchable” through the eyes of a child. With that being said, if your kids are well-behaved, will keep their voices down and hands to themselves, and can handle art with some shock-value, then by all means bring them along.  But, in general, I would not consider this a particularly kid-friendly establishment.

Bring a date? I wouldn’t recommend it for a first date, mostly since it’s a tiny museum: the other patrons will be within earshot at all times, and the quarters are rather close. However, if your date loves to discuss art, then this would be the place for you. Dalí is a master of symbolism and hidden messages, and his pieces are just itching to be analyzed.

Cafe? Not on site, however, there are plenty of cafes and shops nearby that are quite lovely.

Store? No.

Special Events? They host private events, but do not have many scheduled events that are open to the public.

Stars? 4/5. Initially, I was taken aback by how small the museum was in relation to the price (for comparison: the Louvre is gigantic and costs 15 euros). However, I did feel that I got my money’s worth considering the sheer range of art pieces on display. As someone who has frequented the much larger Dalí museum in St. Petersburg, Florida, I was impressed with how many new sculptures and paintings I saw in this Parisian location. As aforementioned, this museum feels a little claustrophobic and cramped at times, a fact sure to be exacerbated during tourist season. I also didn’t feel that the museum staff were especially warm or friendly, however, it is Paris after all; and I shouldn’t have been expecting anything less.

Esclave de Michelin

Anything else I need to know? If so inclined, you can skip the line by purchasing tickets online and securing a timed entry slot. I visited in April, so I wasn’t there during the height of the tourist season, but if you’re visiting during the summer, this might not be a bad idea. Group and bulk ticketing options are also available online.

The only restroom on-site is towards the entrance of the museum, and there’s really only one way in and out of the museum, so if you need to use the loo, you’ll have to wind your way backwards until you find it. I had to ask the museum staff two times for directions in order to successfully locate it.

Be sure to catch the wall of whimsical quotes at the end of your visit.

Unlike most museums where the art is, and will never be for sale, if you’ve got the cash, you can actually purchase a piece by the artist (after filling out an inquiry form online beforehand). In addition, the staff provide special services for those lucky members of the public that believe themselves to be the owner of an original piece, and will answer questions and provide authentication services.


Address? 11 rue Poulbot, 75018 Paris. Located in the heart of the Montmarte District of Paris, the museum is a short walk from two Subway stations: Anvers (line 2), Abbesses or Lamarck-Caulaincourt (line 12). To locate the museum, follow directions toward “Place du Tertre”. Dalí Paris is approximately 100 feet from Place du Tertre.

A blog post with the history of the museum and additional photos can be found here:  The Good Life France

Disclaimer: My views are my own and do not reflect the opinion or position of the Dali Paris. I am not getting compensated in any way for this review.

The Phillips Collection: A Review

Touted as America’s “First Museum of Modern Art,” the Phillips Collection in Washington, D.C. is a worthy competitor to its larger counterparts on the National Mall, and can be enjoyed by both tourists, locals, and art aficionados alike.

Most famous piece in the museum? Luncheon of the Boating Party (1881) by Pierre-Auguste Renoir. Photo above. Purchased by Duncan Phillips in 1923, for the sum of $125,000 (equivalent to $1.8 million today), this particular piece is just gorgeous. Even if you only have a few minutes, and can’t visit the other galleries in the museum, stop by this painting on the second floor, spend a few moments relaxing on the bench provided and appreciate the mastery of Renoir. While you’re there, see if you can spot Renoir’s crush and future wife.

Time Required? 1-2 hours. If you’re one of those people who like to read all of the placards, then give yourself a bit more time to peruse the galleries. However, if you prefer to move at a rapid clip, then you can easily get through the Phillips Collection in an hour or less.

Game Plan? After getting your ticket and checking your bag/coat, head up the stairs to your right and visit the galleries on the first and second floors. Depending on the calendar, the third floor may be hosting a visiting or temporary exhibition, or closed for the transition between exhibitions. After you’re done upstairs, walk back down to the lobby and visit the two galleries to the right of the cafe. From there, I’d recommend taking a short coffee, snack, or bathroom break if you need it, before visiting the permanent galleries in the older part of the museum to the left of the bookstore. Before you leave, be sure to pop into the bookstore for a quick browse, and don’t miss the art on the walls of the lobby.  If you have some extra time, there are interesting art books on the coffee tables that I’d recommend spending a few minutes perusing while relaxing on one of the couches.

Admission? Tuesday-Friday, it’s free! On weekends, admission for adults is $10; seniors/students are $8, members and kids under 18 are free. Visiting and temporary ticketed exhibitions, such as Nordic Impressions, claim a slightly higher price of $12 and $10, respectively.

Kid Friendly? Surprisingly, yes. There is a family reading room on the lower level of the museum, child-friendly art pieces at kids’ eye-level along with accompanying conversation prompts, and events throughout the year, all geared towards youngsters. More info here. In addition, and perhaps more importantly, other visitors are understanding and compassionate towards families with kids. At the Phillips, one finds magnificent art with minimal snobbery and very little side-eye.

Bring a date? By all means. The Phillips Collection is small and quiet enough to lend a relaxing nature to a first, second, or tenth date. You won’t feel overwhelmed by the size of the museum or break the bank if you visit during the week. It’s also not one of the most well-known museums in the city, so you may end up inadvertently impressing your date by demonstrating superior cultural knowledge of D.C.

Cafe? Tryst at the Phillips Collection is cozy, warm, and a great spot to re-energize between galleries. I love their cappuccinos and the quiche is scrumptious and filing. When the weather is nice, pop outside to the sculpture garden and enjoy a cool drink in the fresh Dupont air. For those of you looking to do some work there, free wi-fi is provided.

Store? With a wide range of post cards, posters, notebooks, jewelry, scarves, art supplies, and books, as well as a rotating offering of objects for purchase relating to the temporary exhibitions, the Phillips Collection store is a delight. For example, on my last visit, I found an excellent pencil sharpener at a very affordable price. In addition, the clerks are very upbeat and helpful, and it’s large enough to not feel cramped or claustrophobic.

Special Events? So many! From concerts on Sunday afternoons, to Phillips after 5 parties, to artist talks and family events, the team at the Phillips Collection is constantly churning out high quality, affordable cultural experiences. It is so much more than a museum, it is a team of individuals that aims to make art approachable and fun. Follow the museum on social media, or join the mailing list to stay updated with all of the wonderful offerings.

Stars? 4/5. I’m a huge fan of small museums that pack a punch, and this one has nailed the formula for providing a high quality experience that brings visitors back again and again. Between its fresh temporary exhibitions, to the rotating pieces in its permanent collection, to the Rothkho room, and then topping it all of with its cozy cafe and well-stocked bookstore, this is a museum that can’t be missed.

Reykjavik (1991) Richard Serra

Anything else I need to know? There is a free coat check to the right of the check-in desk and a place to store umbrellas. Also, free wi-fi is available throughout the museum.


Address? 1600 21st Street NW Washington, D.C.  Via public transportation, the museum is about a five minute walk from the Dupont Circle metro station. There is also on-street parking available (if you can find it), but I’d recommend taking the metro.

Disclaimer: My views are my own and do not reflect the opinion or position of the Phillips Collection. I am not getting compensated in any way for this review.

Nordic Impressions: A Review

The Phillips Collection in Washington, D.C. is currently featuring an exhibition titled Nordic Impressions on the third floor through  January 13, 2019 (that’s only three days away, gasp!).  Appropriately timed to coincide with the beginning of the winter months, as well as with Christmas (the coziest time of the year); this Scandinavian- themed five room exhibition was surprising in some ways, and did not disappoint.

The surprises: I was taken aback by the age of many of the paintings. Yes, there were modern pieces from the past ten years, but there were also quite a few that dated back to the 1800s! That, I was not expecting. I was also surprised to see that the majority of the works were portraits, as opposed to landscapes. What was not a surprise considering the Nordic nature of the exhibition, was the sheer number of female artists featured within the galleries. As any museum lover will surely notice, most walls and halls of established museums are domineered by the classic male artists of the nineteenth century; but not this one!

A new fact: I visited Olafur Eliasson’s Reality Machines solo exhibition at the Moderna Museet in Stockholm, Sweden back in 2015, and had no idea that he was previously involved in photographic projects with environmental messages such as the one on display in Nordic Impressions:

The Island Series (1997)

An oldie but goodie: One of my favorite pieces from the exhibition was completed in 1887 by Oda Krohg, a Norwegian artist. Despite the fact that one would be unlikely to pinpoint the ethnicity of this little girl (although her blonde hair might be a dead giveaway), or know that this particular Evening Post was actually the conservatively-slanted Aftenposten of Norway, this painting’s social critique is still relevant in most places around the globe. In this particular case, according to the painting’s corresponding placard: the “newspaper disapproved of the the free-spirited lifestyle of the upper-class intellectuals, writers, and artists…[who] were critical of the Norwegian bourgeois society.”

In response, what does this little girl do? I imagine that after she overhears her artsy parents disapprovingly discussing the newspaper with their friends over beer in the living room, she prances into the kitchen, pulls out the largest pair of sheers she can find and proceeds to snip, snip, snip until the paper is in shreds on the floor. Enchanting, really.

Although, it begs the question: when is it appropriate to use children as political tools?

Regardless, someone please take those scissors away from her! Shes’s apt to lose a finger at the rate she’s chopping.

“A Subscriber to the Evening Post” (1887)

A warrior: Another way that Nordic Impressions defied my expectations was in the lack of Viking-themed pieces. I’m sure this was done on purpose in an attempt to show another side of Scandinavia- one that isn’t filled by men with shields and maidens with braids. But the only one that even makes a slight nod to the ancient myths or the fighting days of old, is the painting in the featured image above. This painting titled “Warrior Maiden” (1964) by Johannes S. Kjarval displays a fluid female creature clutching a sword in one hand and a shield in the other. I was struck by her watery nature and the fact that she is simultaneously resisting and being nonresistant all in one fell swoop. Fighting to protect her people, perhaps?

Not your grandmother’s wall hanging: The exhibition also featured three films and three installations, my favorite of which is pictured below. With its floor-to-ceiling drippings of thread and wooden dowels arranged in multiple levels of “Vs”, this large wall hanging easily dwarfed all of the other works in the gallery and commanded my immediate attention upon entering the room. The highlight for me though was catching glimpses of the movements of people as they crept around its perimeter, peering up and inwards trying to grasp its colorful secrets.

“Crossing Paths” (2014) Outi Pieski

Other notable pieces:

Nordic Impressions, the basics:

Time required? 30-45 minutes (depends on if you’re a “reader” or not, and will sit/stand still long enough to watch the entire length of a video)

Kid friendly? Yes. They even have a kids drawing activity! Very Scandinavian of them.

Admission? $12 for adults, $10 for students/seniors; members and youth under 18 are free.

Address? 1600 21st Street NW Washington, D.C. ( less than a five minute walk from the Dupont Circle metro station)

Stars? 3.5/5 stars. It was fairly small and didn’t blow me away. While I very much enjoyed some of the pieces, I’ve been much more impressed with some of the collections in these countries’ capitals than I was with the pieces selected to participate in this exhibition. All that is to say, I feel like the curator could have done better and it fell short of my expectations.

Note: Even if you can’t make it to the PC before the Nordic Impressions exhibition closes its doors, I still highly recommend a visit to the museum if you’re in the area. Go during the week (Tue-Fri) for free admission and catch some of the wonderful pieces on viewing from the permanent collection.


Use Your $, Use Your Power

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Do you ever feel so angry, depressed, stressed, or sad that all you want to do is eat candy and online shop? Or have you gorged on Mcdonald’s fries before blowing half your paycheck at Macy’s?

If you did exactly that, then, guess what? Everything went according to plan. Companies make serious money by manipulating, and preying upon our emotions and, more importantly, how we react to them.

Here’s an example: you’re in the mall and glance over at the window of Victoria’s Secret. Realizing that you are never going to have legs like the ones on the (touched up) model, you experience a wave of self-loathing wash over and darken your mood. Luckily, Auntie Anne’s is two stores down, and you convince yourself that a pretzel with honey mustard will surely put you in a better mood.

It’s pretty simple, actually. You felt a strong emotion and, instead of addressing and processing it, you took the shortcut to feeling better by indulging in a sugar, fat, or shopping high. Eating unhealthy food and shopping feel good in the moment, but soon after the dopamine release bottoms out, you’re still stuck with the original source of your pain, discomfort, stress or [fill-in-the-blank].

(In case you weren’t already aware, companies purposefully use advertising methods to make you feel inferior and to make you feel not good enough. However, if you buy product X, you will then be pretty/thin/stylish enough to be loved and a worthy human being. That’s generally why you feel pretty crappy after reading a magazine or watching tv.)

Alternatively, let’s say you deal with the emotion in the moment. You take a few minutes to pause, close your eyes, breathe deeply, and focus on the feeling and where it’s coming from in your body. You experience a cathartic release through mindfulness, and the well of emotion starts to slowly subside. In this way, you’re taking back your power, and simultaneously freeing yourself from the control of corporate manipulation.

In a calm state of being you’re able to think more clearly and rationally, and use your dollars wisely. Wisely in the sense that each penny you spend is a vote. A vote that supports a specific company, organization, and set of values. Where, and how, you buy products and services is, in my opinion, equal to, or perhaps more powerful than casting a literal vote (not to say that you shouldn’t vote, because you DEFINITELY SHOULD). However, spending money is the equivalent to voting. Every. Single. Day. This is especially true in America where corporations wield unfathomable sway over our laws and elected representatives through lobbying and political donations.

By purchasing a product or service from any given company, you are either supporting or rebuffing that company’s policies and practices in terms of the wages and benefits it provides to its employees, the level of corporate social responsibility (or lack thereof) it exhibits, its environmental practices (or disregard for), its political spending, and the kind of individuals it hires and places in leadership positions.

Therefore, when you spend money, spend it consciously and in support of companies and causes that align with your personal values. One great place to start is Better World Shopper or Buycott, and check out this site for more ideas. Research local farmers markets and try to shop at local establishments whenever possible. A slightly higher price is worth the extra money that stays in the community instead of going straight into the pockets of millionaires.

Or, you can take it one step further, and really stick it to the man, by saving your money! Reduce your consumption by buying used, buying less, or not buying at all. Ever since I  made the conscious decision to not buy any more clothes or unnecessary things for my house, I’ve felt a delicious sense of  freedom and am motivated to declutter and get rid of things that I just don’t need anymore. As a result, I have fewer items to clean and maintain, and I have more time to spend with the people and activities I enjoy now that I’m not shopping in my free time.

If you have to buy new clothes, check out Poshmark, Ebay, or Etsy; for furniture and other house hold items, local thrift stores always have a lot of great options, as do Craigslist and Freecycle. Not only will you be saving a ton of money, reducing your environmental footprint, and getting more unique items, but you will also be putting money straight into individuals’ pockets, instead of corporate coffers.

The good news is that once you stop buying stuff and eating healthier, it gets easier and easier to form new habits that will leave you feeling happier, less stressed out, and with a bigger figure in your bank account. Not only that, but you’ll also be voting in support of your values and community and freeing yourself from the dangerous cycle of consumerism.

Imagine if all 323 million of us Americans bought like this? We could change the world.

A Case for Nonresistance in the Age of Resistance


Abigail practicing nonresistance with both her sign and hat in September, 2017

Before you accuse me of taking the Trump administration and its policies too lightly, take a moment to consider the word associations below:

Nonresistance:    Using existing forces to create/inspire, using what you have;                 acceptance, malleable, limber

Resistance:  Fighting against, going against the flow; denial, brittle, stubborn

Resistance in 2016-2017

“Resist” – a firecracker of a word that entered the vernacular of this country the dawn of November 9, 2016, and quickly became to symbolize the movement of Americans who took offense and alarm at Trump’s rhetoric. For those actively taking action against Trump and his administration, it has become a way of life, and a uniting rallying cry for myriad causes, activists, artists, and ordinary citizens. However, despite all this, I would like to make the case for nonresistance in the face of great adversity that many of us experience on a daily basis. Perhaps, with another glance over the words above, you may begin to understand what I mean when I call for nonresistance over the urge to resist.

Over the past few months, I, along with like-minded individuals, have gone through a flurry of emotions since we woke up to the news that Donald J. Trump had beaten Hillary Clinton to clinch an electoral college win. What started with tears, and a dark sense of foreboding, quickly turned to horror, disbelief, and anger, as his rhetoric transformed into policies and our fears morphed into reality. I myself participated in the Women’s March, Climate Change March, and attended multiple rallies on Capitol Hill. I wrote letters, made phone calls, and posted defiant messages on social media. I resisted. 

There comes a point though, when perpetual resistance becomes exhausting. None of us have the time to attend rallies every day, and, unfortunately, my D.C. senator cannot cast a vote due to the fact that the District lacks official statehood (my theory is that the Republicans won’t vote for it due to an overwhelming Democratic-leaning demographic in the city). While our court systems are doing a stand-up job of slowing down and diluting many of the policies coming out of the Administration, citizens do need to play an integral part if our Republic (and non-majoritarian democracy) is going to survive. And this is where we can practice nonresistance.

Gandhi & Nonresistance

I find my inspiration for nonresistance (or passive resistance, civil disobedience, and nonviolence resistance)  from Gandhi and the principles he practiced in India when fighting the British occupation. Some examples of nonresistance include strikes, boycotts, fasts, sit-ins, and work-ins. It also refers to (and I love this), the disruption of established patterns of behavior by the creation of new ones. While I won’t dive too deep here into the details of his tenets, the links above provide a fairly comprehensive look into his philosophies, and I would encourage you to read them if you have the time. I will, however, provide a modern update to nonresistance in the Trump era, and provide some concrete actions for you to take starting from the moment you finish reading this post.

Nonresistance & You

For some, nonresistance may mean switching where you buy groceries and clothes from big box retailers that contribute to pollution and degradation, to local, sustainably-sourced, products. Or, perhaps it means saying “hi” to your neighbors instead of casting your eyes to the side when you walk by them. It might also take shape in the form of self-care, making time for meaningful social interactions, and volunteering for an important cause. While nonresistance has the prefix “non” in it, rather than not doing something, be proactive in what you pursue and in it, seek a higher purpose. For me, it means, staying positive and hopeful; reading, educating myself;  donating to organizations with which I share similar values; and creating this blog. Here I’m able to express my artistic side, amplify my voice, and foster connections.

Nonresistance also means staying true to one’s values; despite harmful, new Trumpian policies, and always, always setting an example of empathy. I do this by thinking to myself: what would I do, or how would I feel, if I were in their shoes? Indeed, to understand is to forgive. 

Another way we can exemplify nonresistance is by refusing to hold ourselves to diminished standards for our words and actions, and treating others with love, kindness, and compassion, despite how our President chooses to act. Nonresistance also requires us to tell the truth, even if others may call it “#fakenews”.  As Gandhi explains, each person possesses part of the truth. I don’t hold a monopoly on the truth, and neither does the President. And, although I hate to admit this: even Trump’s truth is his truth, as much as my truth is mine. Share your truth by sharing your story. Facts can be argued with, but your personal experience is watertight. No one can tell you what you lived through wasn’t true. Sharing your truth will most likely necessitate more courage than will spouting off statistics, but I can guarantee that it will be much more effective in touching others on a personal level.

In closing, I want to encourage you to find ways to practice nonresistance. I’d like to tell you that it will be easier than resisting, but, despite its name, it will most likely require more effort than holding a sign at a rally or making a phone call to your representative (but don’t stop doing that either!). Nonresistance calls for us to go inwards and ensure that our personal words and deeds are of the highest moral caliber. It insists upon creative new solutions, human connection, and truth and love above all.

In nonresistance,



“Born a Woman” (2017)

“Born a Woman” (2017)

October 16, 2017

Dear Women of America,

Kindly take note of the following guidelines to ensure strict adherence to our traditional, family values.

Abstinence is the only way for young ladies to stay pure for their future husbands which means you don’t need to know how reproduction works or how to prevent STDs. And birth control? Definitely not. It promotes “risky sexual behavior” which we’re no longer paying for. Indeed, your boss will now decide if their religious beliefs are more important than your health (they are).

Yes, ladies, that’s correct: no sex education, no birth control, and don’t even mention the word abortion. What if the fetus is a boy. We’re not risking losing him. Which is why abortion is now a no-go for most of you. We’re quite proud of ourselves for outsmarting the Supreme Court and shutting down clinics by passing laws to force them to close due to the new costs, restrictions, and a lack of doctors. Count yourself a murderer if you get one after 20 weeks.

In case we didn’t make ourselves clear. To avoid pregnancy, your only option is to avoid sex altogether. Why would you think that you deserve to have sex “without consequences” like the men? You can’t be trusted to make these types of lofty decisions. Only a man’s brain can comprehend these type of complex choices about a woman’s life. Silly girl, your body’s not yours.

Remember marital rape? Illegal nationwide, unfortunately, since 1993, unless you live in these states, where you lucky wives get to be the object of your husband’s desire whenever he may want it. We still can’t believe that in 1974 you were allowed to get a credit card by yourself. We’ve never trusted you with your money, ladies, and we still don’t. We know you’ll just spend it all on shoes.

Now that that’s settled, and you’re right where we want you: pregnant in the kitchen, cooking us dinner and then ironing our shirts, hope you’re not expecting to have an affordable birth (hope your husband makes a lot of money!) or survive long enough to hold your child in your arms. How’s that for pro-life?

However, if you do manage to live through labor, and not die of preventable causes, you better be ready to get back to work as soon as possible. We’re not going to pay for you to stay home to recover, or to get to know your baby in the first most important months of their life. No, mom, you’re doing it alone; your partner’s not going to get any paid time to help either. Everyone knows that men don’t want to have anything to do with domestic, girly stuff like babies or cleaning.

Please stay home and out of site when breastfeeding as well. We only want to see breasts as sexual objects, not be reminded about something so gross as feeding babies. Save us all the horror of seeing breasts used for their biological purpose, would you?

And speaking of breasts, remember women, keep those nipples covered in public. Just because we can buy magazines of topless women at 7 Eleven, doesn’t mean that you have a right to take off your shirt or bra, just because you feel like it.

In conclusion, my dears, do not let us hear one word of complaint out of your dainty lips about the aforementioned rules; it’s not our fault you were born a woman.


The Patriarchy, U.S.A.

P.s. In case you forgot who’s in charge:

  • 80% of the United States House of Representatives is male.
  • 79% of the United States Senate is male.
  • 100% of United States Presidents and Vice Presidents have been male.

(Photo credit: Catherine Lampi)